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Most of my friends and family know that when I’m hungry, nothing takes priority over getting something to eat. I’ve learned to make sure I have emergency snack stocks to tide me over when meal delays beyond my control occur.

Regardless, this is an open apology to those that I have shown my impatience when it comes to mealtimes, especially to my loving and patient wife Rebecca who knows how to tame my growling and ill-tempered stomach.